Since I am not a lawyer, we’ll keep it simple.
1. You are (thank you) reading the content of this blog of your own free will and this content is for entertainment and enlightenment purposes only. Read at your own risk. I make no guarantees about this information other than it may amuse you.
2. I am the legal copyright holder of all the written material on this blog unless otherwise stated. You may not reprint or publish it without my written consent. So no stealing.
3. Unless the comment is from me, I am not responsible for its content. I reserve the right to remove any comment for any reason I see fit (but seriously only if you’re a troll and/or nasty. Be nice y’all)
4. I will not sell any information gathered from you to any third party for anything. I am not responsible for the advertising content on this blog nor for the privacy practices of advertisers on this blog. Same goes for the commenters.
5. I reserve the right to change these terms and conditions at will.
6. I am not responsible for the actions of any advertiser you happen to click through to on this blog or any commenter you interact with on this blog. If they do something you do not like, take it up with them.
7. I will not share any privately transmitted communication to me without your consent.
There ya go. All the nasty legal stuff. Thanks for reading!